Edinburgh for The Night Owls: a Friday-to-Monday weekend
Volcanic rock, black stone, and a city built in two minds.
The city after dark. Days start at noon, the real plan starts at nine: a concert, a cocktail bar with a door policy, a club worth the queue, and breakfast on the way home.
Friday: Vaults and horns
- Wahaca
Mexican street food and mezcal in a loud room off St Andrew Square: share tacos, take a Paloma at the bar and let the night start from there.
- The Jazz Bar
A basement with three sets a night, from early jazz to the late funk jam, and a door that stays open until three; cash for the cover.
- Sneaky Pete's
A hundred-capacity club under the bridges that books bands and DJs the big rooms chase a year later; the sound is better than the paint.
Saturday: Barbershop door
- The Pantry
Brunch when you surface: eggs and black pudding, a flat white, and a Stockbridge crowd that will not judge the hour.
- Panda & Sons
A speakeasy behind a barbershop front and a bookcase door, with a serious cocktail list and the Prohibition tune played straight.
- Cabaret Voltaire
A club in the South Bridge vaults, two stone rooms of techno and house; the queue is the warm-up and the floor is damp by two.
Sunday: The Shore and the Oak
- Dishoom
Bombay café breakfast until the afternoon: the bacon naan roll, a chai, and the dim Irani-café room to get your eyes working again.
- The Shore, Leith
The old port quay at dusk, the signal tower and the pubs along the water; walk it from the Malmaison to the swing bridge and pick one.
- The Royal Oak
Live folk every night in a pub the size of a sitting room; the session downstairs goes on past midnight and nobody is asked to leave.
Monday: Breakfast at dawn
- Snax Café
A greasy spoon behind the Café Royal: a full Scottish with square sausage and tattie scone, builders' tea, the right breakfast for the night before.
- Princes Street Gardens
A bench below the castle rock by the Ross Fountain for the sun on your face; the floral clock and the trains in the valley do the rest.
- The Piemaker
A macaroni pie or a steak bridie from the counter, eaten standing, before the tram from St Andrew Square.